Lately I have been quite busy with many different things. I have been watching some anime which I am still writing up some drafts so I can post on them, but for now… I will leave you with one of my favorite nonsense verses and its variation.
- One fine day in the middle of the night,
- Two dead boys got up to fight.
- Back-to-back they faced one another,
- Drew their swords and shot each other.
- One was blind and the other couldn’t see,
- So they chose a dummy for a referee.
- A blind man went to see fair play,
- A dumb man went to shout “hooray!”
- A deaf policeman heard the noise,
- And came and shot the two dead boys.
- A paralysed donkey walking by,
- Kicked the copper in the eye,
- Sent him through a rubber wall,
- Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
- (If you don’t believe this lie is true,
- Ask the blind man — he saw it too!)
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- i see said the blind man to the deaf dog
- free admission, pay at the door
- pull up a seat and sit on the floor
- i’ll tell you a story i know nothing about
- in the middle of the morning
- in the middle of the night
- two dead boys got up to fight
- back to back they faced each other
- drew their swords and shot each other
- a deaf policeman heard the noise
- and came and killed the two dead boys
- a paralyzed donkey came their way
- and kicked them over a 10 foot wall
- into a dry ditch and drowned them all
- (if you don’t believe this story is true,
- ask the blind man, he saw it too!)



